Danica McKellar, aka Winnie Cooper, on intelligence: If a guy is skilled at anything, that’s attractive. Too bad she’s taken, and is even pregnant. Other hot mamas to be: Gwen Stefani, but for the third time.
Michelle McGee on cheating: you need to know that men are not meant to be with one woman. McGee is the tat ink model who had an affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James. Yeah, it might be biologically true, but some men can control themselves. Unfortunately, some women cannot.
Thomas Jane on the size of his male member: “average”. Well that’s honesty for you.
Paris Hilton on junk food: I’m not eating fast food anymore. Wow, I find it hard to believe she eats anything. Her ribs are sticking out half the time. Somebody give this girl a sandwich.
Elton John on the $33M offer to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol: no. By the way, it seems that TMZ has a fair bit of money to throw around. The 1st and 2nd place winners get a substantional amount of money for their 1st through 6th albums. Even the 3rd through 12th place winners get $100-200K apiece for their first album, if they get signed. (They just can’t have sex with the judges for up to six months after the season ends.) No wonder so many talentless hopefuls are willing to embarrass themselves.
Bravo to new Christina Aguilera, who is the new WFP (World Food Programme) Ambassador Against Hunger. First stop is Haiti.