If you’ve lusted after either model Audrina Patridge of The Hills (especially after seeing her Carl’s Jr. burger and bikini ads) or her boyfriend of four months, Ryan Cabrera, they’ve split and are now single. Apparently Ryan’s too much of a party boy for Audrina’s liking. She must have liked him enough to have renewed the relationship, which original started a few years ago. But he must be over it, as he’s already hanging out with another brunette. Hey Audrina, there’s a Carl’s near me, in case you’re hungry and want to re-enact your bikini photo shoot.
Uh oh. Lindsay Lohan is fooling herself if she thinks she won’t do time in the slammer when gets back to the USA. Short of being offered a private jet to whisk her back, she’s just not going to make it back to Los Angeles in time for her court hearing tomorrow. Since she hasn’t completed all of her required alcohol education classes in a timely manner, the judge is getting ready to issue an arrest warrant due to Lindsay’s probation violation. Hmm. Maybe her idiot loving, caring parents didn’t spank her enough?
Jennifer Lopez never seems to stop with the crazy rider demands for her appearances. The demand for a helicopter on standby is already crazy, but $3,000 diamond-encrusted headphones to block out the sounds of motor boats in Monaco, where she was appearing at the World Music Awards? No word on whether she demanded that the entire populace of Monaco not look her in the eyes and instead look at her ass — something she’s rumored to have demanded of low-life extra actors on movie sets.
Courtney Love seems to be a pro at stirring things up and keeping her life exciting — at least for us. NY Daily News says that Courtney’s been getting it on with Andre Balazs, Uma Thurman’s ex, and creating a ruckus at New York’s Boom Boom Room. Apparently she had a meltdown when Balazs started talking to a business associate. Seriously, dude, what’s wrong with you? Here’s a comparison pic, in case you’ve lost perspective:
Originally posted on May 20, 2010 @ 12:17 am