Have you heard? Lindsay Lohan, aka LiLo, is said to be playing porn star Linda Lovelace (also a “LiLo”) in the indie flick Inferno. Too bad she’s busy complaining about her ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, and her dad when legendary actresses (Lynn Redgrave) are dying. Get your act together and get on with your life.
If LiLo has truly given up on men and is still looking for another girlfriend, she might want to ring up country music artist Chely Wright (see video below), who was going to out herself to People.com but got outed first elsewhere. Maybe Chely decided to out herself because no one knows who the heck she is (or how to pronounce her name). Or because such news will help sell her memoir and upcoming album (first in five years), Lifted off the Ground. Well if country music fans know and love her, maybe there’ll be a bit more tolerance towards gays and lesbians in that community. And then a few more country music stars can out themselves. Who? Wait and see.
Speaking of alleged bisexuality, Angelina Jolie seems to be giving back the snub to Barack Obama. Not to long ago, when The B was campaigning for Prez, the Brangelina duo of Angelina and Brad Pitt offered to do their part and were apparently turned down. Since then, Angelina has turned down multiple Washington, D.C., invites, including one to the prestigious White House Correspondents Dinner that took place this past weekend. Since this is the umpteenth invite she turned down, it sort of sounds like sour grapes. Or her role as UNHCR (United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees) might in fact be keeping her busy as she claims for her excuse not to attend.
While Angelina’s busy in her social pursuits, Jessica Biel reminds me again of why I think she’s so much hotter than most actresses (despite her choice of Justin Timberlake as lover): she wants to climb Mt. Everest. If there’s any actress capable of this monumental feat, it really is Jessica. Bravo for you.
Speaking of hot model/ actresses, Clare grant just married actor comedian Seth Green at Skywalker Ranch. Who said short men don’t get the lady? Could it have been all those demented stop-motion Robot Chicken episodes that Seth co-created and voiced that won Clare over? Congratulations you two.