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Hollywood Blah Blah, May 22, 2010

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Matt Damon is about to be a daddy for the fourth time. Wife Luciana Barroso is pregnant with the couple’s third child. Damon also has a daughter from a previous marriage, according to People, but nothing’s listed about it in his IMDB profile.

James Marsters, who still looks quite youthful despite being 47, is getting married for the second time — this time to his longtime girlfriend Patricia Rahman, 24, a design student. When you turn 48 in late August, you’ll literally be twice her age. I mean, you do know that you only played a vampire on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and aren’t actually one in real life? Well best wishes, and good luck with the remake of the classic Hawaii Five-O TV series this fall.

Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods’ wife, wants $750M from the golfer, for their pending divorce settlement. She’s also reportedly planning to move back to Europe, and wants full custody of their kids. On top of all this, she has so far refused to sign a lifetime confidentiality agreement not to talk about their split. Wow. No idea if that’d be the biggest divorce settlement ever (I doubt it), but it’s pretty high up there.

Bret Michaels is planning to be at the Celebrity Apprentice finale, despite having gotten out of hospital for the second time this month and the third time this year — all for different problems. He’s obviously not at top form but rest doesn’t seem to be on his agenda. Denial is a common trait amongst 95% of the Type 2 Diabetics I know (which is quite a few), but Bret’s a Type 1, diagnosed at age 6. He’s survived a long time, but it seems he’s dangerously close to the edge.

Liars, Cheats and Lawyers — Hollywood Blog Blather, May 5, 2010

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Charlie Sheen might be having marital problems yet again — this time with Brooke Mueller — that now cost him $125K/month, but there are some celeb couples in the “let’s neck in public” phase. One such couple is Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron. TMZ has pics and video of them smooching. I  believe the next phase of a celeb relationship is “look, you attracted the paparazzi yet again.” Good luck to the newly in love couple and lets hope that Theron doesn’t let out her Monster side on Keanu.

Speaking of breakups, Michelle McGee, who got between Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, is being defended by celebrity tat artist Kat Von D. Kat says that you can’t judge a book by its cover, and that we shouldn’t judge McGee by the fact that she has tattoos. True that, Kat. Let’s judge McGee on the fact that she destroyed a relationship. Then again, bad boy Jesse James was busy with more than one mistress anyway. While Sandra Bullock is happy enough in her life, what with her adoption of a baby boy, she’s still pulling in some top legal defense for her divorce case.

Not sure who’s in Brett Michael’s scope at the moment because I couldn’t be bothered to watch his Rock of Love reality dating show, but he’s at least making progress after a brain hemorrhage. Word is that he’s walking again and has even been released from hospital. Donald Trump, producer of the “Celebrity Apprentice” TV show Bret was in before the emergency hospitalization is said to be praying for him. I believe the prayer goes something like this: “Lord, please let Bret Michaels recover so he can return to the show so that I don’t lose lots of green green cash. Amen.”

I don’t know whether to laugh hysterically or cry that scary-eyed former First Lady Laura Bush has Bob Marley on her iPod, according to daughter Jenna Bush. Maybe she’s trying to learn how to repent for killing a friend in a car accident years ago by learning to be irie.