Liars, Cheats and Lawyers — Hollywood Blog Blather, May 5, 2010

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Charlie Sheen might be having marital problems yet again — this time with Brooke Mueller — that now cost him $125K/month, but there are some celeb couples in the “let’s neck in public” phase. One such couple is Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron. TMZ has pics and video of them smooching. I believe the next phase of a celeb relationship is “look, you attracted the paparazzi yet again.” Good luck to the newly in love couple and lets hope that Theron doesn’t let out her Monster side on Keanu.

Speaking of breakups, Michelle McGee, who got between Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, is being defended by celebrity tat artist Kat Von D. Kat says that you can’t judge a book by its cover, and that we shouldn’t judge McGee by the fact that she has tattoos. True that, Kat. Let’s judge McGee on the fact that she destroyed a relationship. Then again, bad boy Jesse James was busy with more than one mistress anyway. While Sandra Bullock is happy enough in her life, what with her adoption of a baby boy, she’s still pulling in some top legal defense for her divorce case.

Not sure who’s in Brett Michael’s scope at the moment because I couldn’t be bothered to watch his Rock of Love reality dating show, but he’s at least making progress after a brain hemorrhage. Word is that he’s walking again and has even been released from hospital. Donald Trump, producer of the “Celebrity Apprentice” TV show Bret was in before the emergency hospitalization is said to be praying for him. I believe the prayer goes something like this: “Lord, please let Bret Michaels recover so he can return to the show so that I don’t lose lots of green green cash. Amen.”

I don’t know whether to laugh hysterically or cry that scary-eyed former First Lady Laura Bush has Bob Marley on her iPod, according to daughter Jenna Bush. Maybe she’s trying to learn how to repent for killing a friend in a car accident years ago by learning to be irie.

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6 Responses to “Liars, Cheats and Lawyers — Hollywood Blog Blather, May 5, 2010”

Hollywood Blah Blah – May 11, 2010 at Hollywood Blog on May 12, 2010 1:18 am
[...] Charlie Sheen has until just before May 19th to decide if he’s going back to Two and a Half Men next season. That’s the day CBS announces its fall schedule. While Sheen is asking for as much as $2M per episode, apparently he really doesn’t care if he comes back or not. Not sure if the show could survive without him, despite the great (if raunchy) writing team. If the show ends, Angus T. Jones will cease to be the richest kid on TV. (But then again, Jones is considering college in the next few years and isn’t sure he wants to continue acting.) [...]
Hollywood Blah Blah, May 22, 2010 at Hollywood Blog on May 23, 2010 5:48 am
[...] Bret Michaels is planning to be at the Celebrity Apprentice finale, despite having gotten out of hospital for the second time this month and the third time this year — all for different problems. He’s obviously not at top form but rest doesn’t seem to be on his agenda. Denial is a common trait amongst 95% of the Type 2 Diabetics I know (which is quite a few), but Bret’s a Type 1, diagnosed at age 6. He’s survived a long time, but it seems he’s dangerously close to the edge. Share and Enjoy: [...]
Hollywood Blah Blah, May 29, 2010 at Hollywood Blog on May 30, 2010 4:51 am
[...] and a Half Men. For the record, good ol’ Charlie says he’s innocent. Sheen currently pays out over $125K/month to ex-wife Denise Richards and current wife [...]
Hollywood Blah Blah, May 31, 2010 at Hollywood Blog on May 31, 2010 5:34 pm
[...] that’s what society needs. Michelle Homewrecker Bombshell McGee promoting Ashley Madison, in the nude. This is the pimping dating agency whose commercials seem to [...]
Hollywood Blah Blah, May 29, 2010 | Bloggers on June 7, 2010 1:20 pm
[...] and a Half Men. For the record, good ol’ Charlie says he’s innocent. Sheen currently pays out over $125K/month to ex-wife Denise Richards and current wife [...]
Hollywood Blah Blah, May 31, 2010 | Bloggers on June 7, 2010 1:21 pm
[...] that’s what society needs. Michelle Homewrecker Bombshell McGee promoting Ashley Madison, in the nude. This is the pimping dating agency whose commercials seem to [...]