There’s been a lot of soap-worthy drama going down at London Heathrow lately, and its not just the terror alerts and harrassing security measures. From shocking reports of David Hasselhoff’s drunken and disorderly behavior at the terminal (and scarily drenched in his own urine?), DMX being busted for refusal to wear a seatbelt, to Snoop Dog apparently causing havoc in a First Class lounge, Heathrow sounds more like an LA nightclub than an international airport.

Well, next in the news was Lindsay Lohan’s stolen as she travelled from the Venice Film Festival in Italy where she promoted her new film “Bobby”.

On Friday, London’s Evening Standard reported that a tearful Lohan was inconsolable about her lost orange Hermes bag which apparently contained not the usual duty free perfume and cigarettes, but 1 Million dollars worth of Lindsay’s bling and asthma medication.

Lindsay’s assistant Leslie Sloane Zelnick commented:

“She is begging for the return of the items. She doesn’t care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back.”

Today, London police have announced that an anonymous 20-year-old woman has found a bag of that description at the airport, but they have yet to establish that it is Lohan’s or if anything is missing.


The Queen, the intriguing new British film starring Helen Mirren has premiered at the Venice Film Festival to much acclaim.

Directed by Stephen Frears, the film is set in 1997 , following those tumultuous days following the drama of Princess Diana?s death.

In it, you?ll find out what really (?) went on behind the scenes in what was probably the most publicized event in recent history.

Helen Mirren does a wonderful job as playing the Queen in what was described as an ?eerily strong performance?. Indeed, when I saw her photo in costume, I was shocked at the likeness – not just in the way she looked, but in her entire demeanor. Here are some of the most interesting things said by the Royal couple:

Elizabeth II

“I’ve never felt hated like that before.”
As said to Tony Blair when she sees the public?s emotion outside Bukingham palace.

“This is a family funeral, Mr Blair, not a fairground attraction.”
At Diana?s funeral

“?have they showed you how to start a nuclear war yet?”
To Tony Blair

Prince Philip

“Move over cabbage”
As he gets into bed with the Queen.

“…attracting a chorus line of soap stars and homosexuals”
His description of the funeral.
The film, which critics say is a triumphant attempt to show the human side of the most media-frenzied Royal family in the world, is set to open in the UK next month.

Cindy Crawford, the supermodel with one of the world’s most famous moles, has admitted in a recent interview by French magazine “Gala”, that she owes a lot of her good looks (at the ripe age of 40) to her cosmetic surgeon.

” I owe the quality of my skin to my cosmetic surgeon. I’m not going to lie to myself. Past a certain age, creams work on the texture of your skin but, in order to restore elasticity, all I can really count on is vitamin injections, Botox and collagen.”

Cindy was born and raised in Illinois, and got her first break after being spotted by a local photographer while on a summer job pollinating corn. Next was a runner-up win at the John Casablancas “Look of the Year” contest, and she then dropped out of freshman year at Northwestern to pursue a full-time modeling career abroad. Cindy, along with Naomi Campbell and Linda Evangelista were among the first “Supermodels” in the industry, making her one of the most famous faces in the 80′s and 90′s.

Dubbed the “All-American Dream Girl” by fashion icon Karl Lagerfeld, Cindy Crawford has appeared in over 600 magaine covers around the world, including Vogue, Harpers Bazaar, Cosmopolitan and People. She was also the first supermodel ever to pose nude for Playboy magazine.

Previously married to Richard Gere, Cindy is now married to Randy Gerber and has two children, ages 7 and 5.

And lets not forgot one more Cindy revelation – her love for the feel of a satisfying bowel movement.